Torres & THAT wedding

Chelsea scarf
It’s strange, I didn’t see Torres at the Royal Wedding, and they didn’t make any mention of him on television, but he must have been there. I mean the sound of the crowd told me that. It was just the same, well maybe a little bit less loud, as when he scored his first goal for Chelsea, the other Saturday. Maybe to fill in time while all the boring bits were going on, they put on a replay of that goal. It would make sense. I must have missed it. I expected to see something in the papers, but no. It was all dresses and hats and uniforms. There wasn’t a blue strip to be seen. Well apart from the police. Still I was glad for him. It was a fine goal and deserved to be seen again. Two billion people, just think of that! Wayne Rooney eat your heart out.